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Funny chat up lines - Chat up lines that should get a laugh.

On this page you will find a list of funny chat up lines - chat up lines that should get a laugh.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
  • You need to keep this quiet, but I am completely naked under these clothes
  • Hi, I'm doing a survey. What is your name? Phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.
  • I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Your legs must be tired - you've been running through my mind all day
  • Is your name Jacob? Cos your a cracker.
  • What material's this? Boyfriend material.
  • Was your father a mechanic? Because every time I look at you, my nuts tighten.
  • Was your father a baker? Because you have nice buns.
  • You can't be the first, but you could be the next.
  • Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • Want to come to a party in my toolshed?
  • Will you marry me just for one night?
  • Can I flirt with you?
  • "Giant polar bear!" Well, it's an icebreaker
  • You're going to be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women look bad.
  • I've had rather a lot to drink, and you're starting to look pretty good!
  • I would like to herd my cattle in your fertile valley.
  • Have you got any raisins? How about a date then?
  • I've lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • Hey - your lipstick is the same colour as my Ferrari!
  • What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
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