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Smutty chat up lines - Chat up lines with added innuendo.

On this page you will find a list of smutty chat up lines - chat up lines with added innuendo.
  • Let's play titanic. You be the iceberg and I'll go down.
  • Do you work with computers, 'cos your turning my software into hardware
  • My magic watch says that you are not wearing any underwear. (I am...) Oh, then it must be an hour fast
  • Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?
  • Would you like to sit on my lap and talk about the next thing that pops up?
  • Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot-long.
  • Wanna join the party in my pants?
  • Was your father a mechanic? Because every time I look at you, my nuts tighten.
  • Was your father a baker? Because you have nice buns.
  • What time do you get off? Can I watch?
  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • Want to come to a party in my toolshed?
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  • Are those things real?
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